so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god
"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.
"oh my god, i talked about my feelings and now everyone is afraid of me" The Movie Adaptation
I can change the “17.” in my bio to “18.” WHAT A MILESTONE 🎉🎈